Baby hippo.
EVERYDAY I’M PUFFELIN’.
This is my giraffe. There are others like him, but this one is mine.
Fuck yeah Cheez-its!
Shu-shut your mouth.
This wiener dog is prepared, yo’.
I wish I had chain mail for my puppy. He’d be soo fierce. We’d go to ALL the Ren Faires and be the coolest cats there! Not as though that’s a hard feat, just sayin’.
Shhh don’t speak. I already know what you’re going to ask and yes, I’ll be gentle.
Bunny lovin’.
Hwah?! Who put you in there? Did you just climb in there? You get the hell out of my coconut, gerbil! I’m tired of this shit…
I’m a hustler, I’mma, I’mma hu-stel-er.
I dunno if that’s how you’d break that up or not, but that’s what I’m sticking with.
I love pugs. They’re like sad, old men who are also puppies that snort and folic about joyfully(i.e. waddle).
This one is wet. He does not like being wet, but he can’t say no to a hand shake.
I want this. I want this bad.
Gah, look at how fucking adorable that goddamn puppy is. He’s like bubblegum mixed with rainbows and happy pills.
